My dad caught me instagraming my dinner and he just stared at me and I said, “I have to photograph everything I eat,” and without wasting a breath he goes, “well that could be considered porn at some point so make sure she’s eighteen.”NOOO. DAD JOKES GONE WILD.
lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
It’s not a crush unless you feel like shit about it